1. (v) To slap
2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips
3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips
3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...
2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple
3. Get over yourself, you suck
2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple
3. Get over yourself, you suck
by Murph April 18, 2005
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Some picture made by some thirsty high-schooler cunt. The guy in the picture, he's getting paid minimum wage like every other employee; the twist? He's famous. Good for the kid, but he's just overrated and soon, no one will give a flying fuck about him and he'll be another particle of dust in the air.
Girl 1: OMG DO YOU KNOW ABOUT ALEX FROM TARGET!!!
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.
Hipster Boy 1: Get away from me you mainstream mongrel.
by CockyPrick November 9, 2014
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But they are one of the best people you'll meet.
But they are one of the best people you'll meet.
She's such and Alexandra
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Is A Sexy Beast Animal Thing Type Pokemon.
by Paola Romero July 19, 2009
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