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Chrono shaming

When someone shames you for the chronotype (sleep/wake/alert schedule/type you have/are).
Just because I sleep late and get up late does not mean you should be chrono shaming me. It's thanks to capitalism, anyways.

Fuck the chrono shaming, I will live my life and be up and asleep as my body needs.
by LingDanc803 March 13, 2024
mugGet the Chrono shamingmug.

shame munchies

munchies are when you are either stoned, drunk or generally fuxxed up and you want to eat everything you see.

shame munchies are when you are embarrassed by the large quantities of food you are eating, and you are shameful about it, but you keep going anyways.
Kandyce: Don't give me anymore oreos
Derek: Why not!
Kandyce: I've got the shame munchies!
by i'm kandyce bitch. June 5, 2010
mugGet the shame munchiesmug.

Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.
Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*
by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020
mugGet the Walk of Shamemug.

Vincent-Shaming

Vincent-Shaming is when you develop a really unhealthy, completely unreasonable crush on someone called Vincent, whom you've only met like four times and thinking about him takes up your whole day everyday and then your mean roommate says you've been stood up by Vincent.
"i really like Vincent" "haha he doesn't text you back and you're a loser and I'm Vincent-Shaming you"
by Carlogio June 12, 2023
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tree shaming

Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
mugGet the tree shamingmug.

Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.
I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.
by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018
mugGet the Wipe of shamemug.

attention shaming

The practice on social media (Facebook in particular) of chastising others for responding to the news they are responding to, accusing them of being distracting from "more important" issues, as determined by the scolder.
Lauren's most recent episode in attention shaming Dirk was for tweeting about Sean Spicer's latest gaffe instead of a new report from Greenpeace on the near extinction of Zimbabwean duck-billed platypi due to climate change.
by Marquismarq April 11, 2017
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