Florida Man Self Czech Out

A man from Florida nakedly planks across two little people, who use their above-average upper body strength to support Florida Man’s weight, evenly distributed, of course. Florida Man then masturbates himself to completion onto the awaiting back of a delegate from the Czech Republic, who is crawling on all fours, shirtless, back and forth under the planking Florida Man. The maneuver is complete once the two little people sufficiently belittle Florida Man for his lack of teeth and sperm count.

Meg: Pat has been arrested twice now for his unauthorized performance of the Florida Man Self Czech Out.

James: That’s right! You actually have to be a state resident to perform that unindictedly.

by Blowhole Immersion August 19, 2023

to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.

A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.

by iulita December 30, 2005

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus

“i wanna watch porn rn”

“go ahead and log out for me hon”

by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020

talkin out the side'o yah neck

1. Your current course of action or speech has no useful result.
2. Trifling and frivolous; idle: the futile years after an artistic peak.

Synonyms: futile, barren, bootless, fruitless, unavailing, useless, vain
These adjectives mean producing no result or effect.

Synonyms: futile, barren, bootless, fruitless, unavailing, useless, vain
These adjectives mean producing no result or effect: a futile effort; a barren search; bootless entreaties; fruitless labors; an unavailing attempt; a useless discussion; vain regrets.

by OPi3 March 3, 2004

Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.

I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009

Sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler

Translation for you Millennial Boomers:

Sticking out yo money maker for your financial advisors & investors (bf/gf / fwb / sugar daddy / pimp, etc.), you’re so cute & silly, you’re such a snack, I just want to be your sigma male personification

Gyatt -> Gawdamn that’s a nice ass!
Rizzler -> Someone who has good pickup game
Skibidi -> Skibidi toilet meme. Also the skibidi bop song
Fanum tax -> taking a piece of food from your roommate whenever you walk in. In this context it also means you're a snack!

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤣😂🥰
your so skibidi 🤑😝
ur so fanum tax 🥰😛
i just wanna bi yur sigma 🥰
freaking come here 🤗🤤
give me your Ohio 👅🍑👀

- Add ya boi on TikTok 👇🏼

by AGorrila October 11, 2023