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Pits, pack, crack, get out!

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.
"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"
by joelpball123 October 12, 2009
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incredibly drunk; unable to participate in normal society
"Yeah, Nate was okay for awhile, but then he got into the Southern Comfort and he was all out of control like Sammy Hagar and then there was no talking to him."
by IamhereandhereIam September 15, 2009
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to beat seven shades of shit out of

To make a row with someone because you are angry with him for some reasons, often used as a threat.
A big bloke threatened to beat seven shades of shit out of me at the pub yesterday.
by iulita December 30, 2005
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picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.
Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"
by JHop March 12, 2008
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go ahead and log out for me

it’s a phrase when someone says something really weird or sus
i wanna watch porn rn”

go ahead and log out for me hon”
by livinlikelarry2 March 24, 2020
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talkin out the side'o yah neck

1. Your current course of action or speech has no useful result.
2. Trifling and frivolous; idle: the futile years after an artistic peak.

Synonyms: futile, barren, bootless, fruitless, unavailing, useless, vain
These adjectives mean producing no result or effect.
Synonyms: futile, barren, bootless, fruitless, unavailing, useless, vain
These adjectives mean producing no result or effect: a futile effort; a barren search; bootless entreaties; fruitless labors; an unavailing attempt; a useless discussion; vain regrets.
by OPi3 March 3, 2004
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Shit Fire Out My Ass

When you literally shit fire out of your ass, causing a severe burning sensation. Usually after eating bad mexican or chinese food.
I went home and shit fire out my ass because of all that damn mexican food I ate.
by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009
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