John Wayne Toilet Paper

Toilet paper that doesn't effectively remove fecal material from the body after taking a crap.

Unfortunately all they had in the gas station restroom was John Wayne toilet paper; it's rough, it's tough, and it doesn't take shit off of anybody!

by Lord Bismarck November 15, 2011

happy trail

A line of pubic hair that extends from below the belly button to the pubic hair around the genitals. (Usually guys have it)

That is a might long happy trail you got there.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

toilet

A cool winter breeze.

The toilet feels good on your face after a hard night of drinking.

by Collin Smith June 23, 2004

trailer park chick

Hot as hell, that had a marathon gang bang the night before. Usually with 8-10 kids before age 20. Employed at uncle/dads barn tittie bar.

I f*cked the trailer park chick, I got lucky and was the first one in line.

by Beast November 18, 2003

The toilet

1. A sexual act when you shit and piss into your partner's mouth and then yank their ear and pour water into their mouth, as if flushing a toilet. Past tense: toileted, present tense: toileting future tense: will toilet

Guy:Dude I did the toilet with my girlfriend last night!
Guy2: Ew dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?

by pheloniustyronius May 20, 2020

Trailer Park Trash

Any Role Model that shaves her head bald and smokes crack while mothering two kids.

Brittany Spears is trailer park trash

by Strap from Nap December 13, 2008

trail

When someone bails, talks on the phone, lives, pees rapidly, talks, laughs, smokes, breathes, or otherwise trails it up.

Hey Trails. Why do you keep trailing?" "Shut up. I'm making a pizza." "How very trailsy of you.""whateverihateyou.""Love you, Trails!

by pennylane1116 May 31, 2011