Turkey toes

being a lil goofball

you're such a turkey toes!

by Lukwww January 11, 2023

Lack-toes Intolerance

The body's lack of tolerance towards lacking toes. Extremely common.

Doctor: It appears that you have lack-toes intolerance.
Patient: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by AdamFra January 30, 2023

SHART toes

A toe with massive caca on it smells like burnt onions, and feels like sand between my toes on the beach, so beautiful to hang on your wall, I love it so much and I numerdore es caca

I have es SHART toes , and can’t walk

by es numero caca J March 9, 2023

Wiggly Toes

A pirate whose ship has recently sunk and is now wiggling toes to stay afloat

GGs Boxyfresh, you Wiggly Toes pirate

by MisterNorab April 14, 2023

sweaty toes

When you go to take a poop and you push so hard and clench your jaw so hard your toes begin to sweat.

Or

Referring to a sexual moment when performing anal sex on the receving end, you clench your jaw and toes so hard they begin to sweat

Man i got sweaty toes real bad after eating that lasagna.

I gave Jessica sweaty toes last night.

I can’t believe that George gave me sweaty toes last night.

by Poudew April 30, 2023

crooked tootsie roll

A man named Riley that like to kidnap Italians

A dumb guy name crooked tootsie roll that has no life

by Bionic_squirty May 8, 2023

Milwaukee Tootsie Pop

When one has a Pink Sock and takes a shit in the pink mass that is their own prolapsed anus.

"Ah man, I should not have eaten all that Mexican Food before I got anally plundered. I'm not going to be able to hold my shit in much longer and my Pink Sock is going to become a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023