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Texas Sack

When you’re getting butt fucked in a Texas Longhorn Kitchen, and the larger male proceeds to place his sack on the grill used to cook the steaks. Then with his seared sack, he places it in the other males mouth for the effect of having a mouthful of steak with a tangy barbecue sauce.
Greg delivered a very formittable Texas Sack to Larry last weekend. Larry was begging for another taste.
by B.D.B. January 1, 2019
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sack of short

When an individual says something and generalizes the majority as a whole, and doesn't include the minority
"Wow Jordan I can't BELIEVE you didn't include Caleb when you were talking about who all had braces, you sack of short!"
by OldCharter June 20, 2017
mugGet the sack of shortmug.

sack wrinkle

A person who is the essence of a complete douchebag. One who sucks more dick than an foreign grandma.
by Jamal bagelsauce July 15, 2014
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'Cado sack

Playing Hacky sack with a frozen avacado.
Jeff and Ben were playing 'Cado sack on the way home from Ono.
by Junkfroggy November 30, 2022
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sack yourself

telling someone to hit or punch themselves in the balls because they're being an asshole
Go sack yourself Johnny
by Sack of potatoes December 23, 2014
mugGet the sack yourselfmug.

crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey & Alicia Y. August 3, 2007
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Onion Sack

Oil field definition of a company suck ass. One who kisses his boss’s ass. One who snitches on his coworkers to get brownie points. A person who sucks ass so much that he could pull a vacuum on an onion sack. Onion sacks have holes or are made out of mesh and normally would not collapse under a vacuum.
That fuckin hand over there is an onion sack and should not be trusted.
by Jr. Samples BR-549 June 3, 2020
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