A person born male or female likes a person who is born male or female. its for trans-phobic straights
by anonymous March 23, 2021
Get the Super Straight mug.1) The art of being the person that everyone in the party notices, but no one at the party seems to know.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
2) The girlfriend or boyfriend your friend has, but never divulges any concrete information about.
3) The person that is inherently a contradiction.
1) Guy 1: You man who's that slampiece milkin' the keg right now?
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
Doorman: No clue son. I've never seen her on campus,I don't even remember stampin' her. Leave her alone though, shes good for the party.
Guy 1: Straight Mystery...
2) Rabbit: Yo Coon what was does your girlfriend look like again?
The Coon: She's about 5'0" - 5'7". She's cute. She has nice hair, pretty eyes, good lips.
Rabbit: Straight Mystery...
3) Guy 1: Yo that Rob guy is a Straight Mystery bro. Like he's always at the party, he never comes to class, but he always gets the highest exam score.
by Swagstar69 May 12, 2011
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by Nerdolio April 23, 2021
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Get the Straight Hole mug.when a person never shuts up about people of the opposite gender that they find attractive.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
a lot of the time they make fun of gay people for doing the same thing.
girl 1:oh isn’t this guy so attractive?
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
i started talking to this guy yesterday and i’m already in love!
i saw a guy yesterday and i’m already planning our wedding!
girl 2: that girl is pretty
girl 1: eww that’s so gay and disgusting! you make your sexuality your whole personality! you’re such a raging lesbian!!!
girl 2: you’re such a raging straight :(
ps: straight guys also do the same thing.
by Katkrazy June 12, 2021
Get the raging straight mug.In the non poser sense (i.e. someone who actually stays committed and doesn't give in to the pressure to use substances and have tons of sex) Someone who chooses to live a clean life free of the iniquity of poisonous substances such as alcohol, tabacco, drugs, as well as refraining from sex when not accompanied by a strong emotional attachment. Doesn't have to beat up people but some choose to not because they are straight edge but because they are assholes. However, to be straight edge is to endure ridicule, bias, fear, and prejudice. But knowing that your stronger in your convictions than others gives you all the support you'll ever need knowing that you don't rely on a crutch to facilitate social functions and happiness cause straight edgers can socialize and have fun in a natural state.
stoner/alcoholic/idiot-"hey man want to inject poison straight into your body and be miserable from this day foward without said poison until you can no longer function as a person cause your slowly dying a painful agonizing death?"
Straight Edger-"no thanks"
Straight Edger-"no thanks"
by xDerekx September 14, 2005
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