Santa Special

When you somehow manage to do this, you know that shit was crazy. When you puke all over a rooftop from intoxication. This a diffucult achievement because you know you aint coming down from that roof

"Yeah, that party was so nuts I santa specialed that whole roof"

by Santa special December 15, 2015

santa plug

A colorful, jolly gingerbread flavored anal-plug

Oh no! its the second time I got my Santa plug lodged inside of my large intestine. Merry Christmas! And a happy new hole!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

santalad

a Santalad originating at the University of Chester is a pint drink served at the Students Union close to Christmas with a high alcohol content of Cinnamon Whiskey, Cherry Sourz and Lemonade.

1. That Santalad really got me into the Christmas spirit.
2. Those drinks are lethal but nice.

by Bree5 April 3, 2016

Santa Stache

When you cum on someones upper lip. Sometimes around the holiday but by all means during Santa's off season.

- I gave that dude at the glory hole a mean Santa Stache the other day.
- Why would you tell me that.
-??

by Reynart April 24, 2016

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

santamera

A young breed from Spain of wild majestic people

Hey look at that Santamera

by Big bad small July 24, 2016

Sante Fe soft serve

Sante Fe soft serve: shit semi-soft Mexican food consisting of mainly corn and translucent lettuce into a waffle cone and preferably feed to low brow hookers

Then she wanted dessert. So I gave that thot a Sante Fe soft serve.

by Sante Fe soft serve October 4, 2016