spotted-ass ape 

Fictuous animal used as a descriptor of comparison to relate the speed or velocity of another object. Origin unknown.

That car is faster than a spotted-ass ape.

What the hell are you talking about? I ain't never seen no spotted-ass ape.

That's right my friend. That's because they're too fast!

spotted-ass ape by Wonkavator July 8, 2004

Enemy Boat Spotted 

A random phrase of general smacktardism spawned from the ability to spam radio commands in the MMOFPS Battlefield 2 on the map Strike At Karkand, which contains no boats.

Player1: We're under attack! Help us out!
Player2: Enemy Boat Spotted!

Enemy Boat Spotted by Mr_Blacky_IV July 9, 2006

Spots on the wall 

What remains after Shit hits the fan.

I awoke to spots on the wall, in a jail cell...

Spots on the wall by TQ-Striker April 27, 2009

Spotlitize 

The act of perfect cleaning.

"Kali, Jacob, I want you to go spotlitize your rooms!"

Spotlitize by YQBall February 7, 2013

Spotifear

The fear that friends will see your Spotify playlist and find out what you really listen to.

I have spotifear that he will find out I listen to Barbra Streisand non-stop!

Spotifear by DjWint November 14, 2020

Spotlight hour 

When a group of people gather in a dark room with all lights but one turned off. Then two people have sex under the light and the first person to cum loses and then another swaps in until there is only one person left standing.

Did you attend spotlight hour last night?

Spotlight hour by argh 123498 May 11, 2021

spotify 

a music platform that always wants you to pay for premium

spotify: want a break from the ads? if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music. yes, really, if you tap now to watch a short video, you'll receive 30 minutes of ad-free music.

me: FINE, TAKE MY ONLY $15, I GUESS IM NOT GOING TO HAVE FOOD THIS WEEK

spotify by ihfsdihaoifd September 24, 2021