Sock Mop

When you utilise your sock to soak up urine from around a toilet bowl, usually at the public john or at the house of someone whom you seek to impress. Upon gazing at the floor, you realize that you, or another, has urinated everywhere except in the toilet. You have either used all the paper, or are about to, so the decision is made to use your sock to absorb the stray urine, thereby protecting your downed trousers from the same fate, and/or sparing you the burden of being suspected of errant micturition. Either way, your foot spends the day's balance swathed in festering piss. Oh well, at least you won't get tinea.

"Man I was at Christina Applegate's the other night and I pissed all over her floor!"

"Noooo! What did you do?"

"Bro I used the Sock Mop..... Say, do you smell ammonia?"

by Coelacanthus August 22, 2014

Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.

I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.

by Real_Fake_Doors June 4, 2019

Arabian Sock

When getting head you put a sock over her nose and she sneezes like a bomb

Bro Julie gave the best Arabian sock

by Stepmomslayer November 19, 2019

Wind sock

When you put a shirt over your head and stick your head out the car window. Wind sock is usually done by kids or stoners.

Jason was high that night and on the drive home he put his head in a wind sock.

by Molly yono September 24, 2021

Sock Pants

These are socks that are also pants. These are skin-tight accessories that cover one's legs, waist, and feet. Essentially, pants with socks attached to them at the bottom. They will save you time, money, and in many cases adding flair to your outfit. They come in many colors, textures, and levels of coverage from very sheer to very thick textile materials. It's a very versatile staple in a person's wardrobe.

"I don't need socks or pants, because I am wearing both." , "Have you seen my sock pants?" , "I love your new sock pants!", "Those sock pants are super cute!"

by LilyDeflower March 16, 2021

sock bun

Shoving a sock in your ear

I want Shawn Mendes to sock bun me.

by Justinbieber12345678910 March 20, 2019

Flipping a Sock

When your doing dry anal, you pull out, and the person’s anus flips inside out... like when you take your sock off!

Marks flipping a sock rn bro let him do his thing

by Bo Mamba 69 July 18, 2020