Sonning

The subtle or not so subtle act of exerting force towards teaching a lesson to someone perceived to be younger, oftentimes done under false pretenses leading to bailing anonymously on actions initiated bringing harm, confusion, or otherwise affecting the trajectory of the independent body in motion before the Sunning. Ageist by definition.

Ex1:“Yo unc stop sonning me, you do you.”
Ex3: “I almost landed the trick until you decided to speak at me during what you thought was a moment you were helping me learn some type of moral lesson about not smoking because you thought you smelled cigarettes. Now I’m injured because I landed on my ankle. What you thought was danger was your own fear. It’s the constant sonning from you that leads no one inviting you to the skate park anymore Franklin.”
Ex 2: “That kid needs to stop masturbating. Every time he does I’m going to rub chemicals on his hand while he sleeps. Then he’ll know it’s bad for him.

(Nurse Wendy, 23 year old nurse fresh out of college, as she watches through a door as a 34 year old patient stuck in a hospital bed against his will masturbates in an attempt to signify defiance to his sonning captors in the psyche ward. Nurse Wendy quit a couple of months later when she got caught stealing, and no one ever understood why the patient was so paranoid beyond a term they came up to describe it.

by jordiepordie1210 January 31, 2025

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"Like Papa, like Little Man."

Conceiving lots of male offspring with multiple women is sononymous with having a perpetually-horny love-pipe. If all of THEM inherit said "perpetually hot between their legs" attribute, though, it's anybody's guess whether there would actually be a sufficient number of "willing" chicks in da local area to satisfy that many eager young studs!

by QuacksO February 16, 2025

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