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Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger

Modern slang word for a nonbinary person that has a penis and purple hair dye.
Yo, did you hear about Machel? I hard he was a Purple-Headed-Yogurt-Slinger.
by Turbocharger.qcow2 November 20, 2022
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low key slaying

When someone is looking rather fine rather delicious
Low key slaying-

You low key are slaying rn
by Timothy Chalamey November 24, 2022
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You Were Saying?

When you are telling a story while completely baked and forget mid story what you were talking about. You can simply say "You were saying?" which let's your friend know they can either remind you where you were, or they can start a new story with no worries.
Then MJ was like Winn Ah Bay Go and I was like........You were saying?
by anonymous August 29, 2022
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South Jersey Slingshot

When a car behind to slow down for a yellow light, and the car behind it quickly changes lanes and speeds past to try to beat the light.

Often seen on South Jersey roads.
I slowed down for the light and the truck behind me did a South Jersey Slingshot and zoomed by me as the light turned red.
by JDBreeze1 September 14, 2022
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give it a sling

To give some thing a go. A literal translation from the dutch proverb "ergens een slinger aan geven."
here's a link to an album. You should give it a sling
by hetspookjee September 23, 2022
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Genny Cream Ale Slingshot

When your buddy picks you up…… after you just got done pounding out the local town whore…… and unbeknownst to you, he’s still wearing the rubber and he rips it off and launches it into the Gennesee River.
Dude, what the fuck are you doing? I’m launching this Magnum into the Genesee river. The ole Genny Cream Ale Slingshot!!
by slampig 21 April 2, 2023
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Purple headed yogurt slinger

A penis

An erect penis

Basically when your penis is hard and erect it's head will be purple, hence 'purple headed'

The 'yogurt slinger' comes into play when the penis gets so sexually stimulated it spurts out a yogurt like substance, aka ejaculation
The man rubbed his cock for so long it slung its yogurt from its purple head

Then his roommate walked in

His roommate began sucking his cock, making him cum again

He began to softly moan

His roommate continued sucking

Soon the roommate started undressing themselves

The two got out some lube and they continued pleasuring the man's purple headed yogurt slinger by shoving it hard and fast deep into the man's roommates ass
Both vocalized their pleasure by moaning

'No homo', ofc :)
by Userlolz July 24, 2023
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