Shit my purse is when you shit yourself but you catch your shit with your butt before it ends up in your pants.
The other day, I farted really bad and I thought « I just shitted in my pants » but I was really happy to find out that I’ve only shit my purse.
by Ariannesugar April 8, 2021
Get the Shit my purse mug.After taking a painful shit you end up walking like a mummy and/or zombie in order to not upset your asshole.
Wife: Are you okay dear?
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
Typical guy/husband: Yeah but I just took a big Mummy Shit and it hurts so bad!
Wife: Pig.
by AzzaCadabra October 30, 2010
Get the Mummy Shit mug.An orc shit is a painful bowel movement. It is called orc shit because It is always accompanied by terrible noises from your anus that resemble the noises made by the orcs in the Lord of the Rings series. Death by orc shit is not common but has been known to happen to children and the elderly.
Dude, I just walked by the bathroom and I could hear Joe taking an orc shit... In not sure if he will survive.
by specialk88 September 13, 2013
Get the orc shit mug.Allan: "I just took a major revenge-shit bro. She's cleaning it right now!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist
Sten: "Nice one!" *brofist
by Sandy_Vag October 2, 2014
Get the revenge-shit mug.We were getting down at the farm party, then all of a sudden he yelled "oh shit it's the cops" and the crew bailed before we were all cuffed and booked!
by GlazeHer November 3, 2016
Get the oh shit it's the cops mug.by Sunflower226 October 24, 2017
Get the booty shit mug.An annoying person who wants to be a police officer but in reality the only thing they can do is direct traffic in parking lots without being asked to.
Ashley: Hey why is that lady standing in front of cars motioning them to go by in the mall parking lot?
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
Dan: Oh that's just Sheriff Shit-spitter.
by Fcfd91 January 5, 2018
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