Red shirt

Very attractive young female that has yet to reach the age of consent.

Guy 1: See the red shirt over there, she's smokin'!
Guy 2: Don't you think she's a little too young?
Guy 1: Yeah, I know, She's a red shirt, not on this seasons roster.

by Skipf32 September 8, 2007

Shirt Lifter

Used to refer to homosexual men whose posture forces them to pout out their chest while standing or walking with a mincing walk. The relative positions of chest and hips makes their shirts lift up - hence shirt lifter.

"Here look, his shirt rides high. He must be a shirt lifter. That explains his gayness, I bet he swings both ways".

by Happy as Larry May 2, 2012

AC/DC T-Shirt

1: A gateway into listening to even shittier music, such as, but not limited to, Motley Crue, Disturbed, Puddle Of Mudd, Rob Zombie, and Atreyu.

2: An alternative to wearing a giant sign that says "I'm a douchebag".

Kid in AC/DC T-shirt: "AC/DC Rules! All new music sucks!"

Me: (Slaps AC/DC kid in the face with a Mars Volta CD)

by Collin Jones July 3, 2006

Red Shirt

A bouncer at the Longbranch in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

ALSO

What to say when an undesirable person is bothering you or a fight has broken out at the Longbranch in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

"Don't make me red shirt you!"

"Hey red shirt! There's a fight!"

by Island_Snow79 May 9, 2008

pink shirt

The shirt you wear when you can't think of anything else to wear. A fallback article of clothing.

It looks like Kel's going to have to pink shirt it, she couldn't find anything at the mall.

by Emmers July 22, 2005

shirt mullet

When a person, typically a male, irons or presses only the front of his shirt, leaving the back wrinkled and unkempt.

Did you see Tom? He must have woke up late; he is sporting a awful shirt mullet.

by anonymous_legion September 25, 2010

shithawk

The end result of gelling your hair into a 'mini-mohawk' without shaving the sides. Popular amongst third-year students and yuppies, presumably to add an air of 'rebellion' to their tragic corporate asses.

That guy in Travis used to have one, but I think he finally grew balls and got the sides shaved.

by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005