Johnson Poundcake

When you pummel your dick with a stone in order to gain more girth and texture.

I'm feeling squirrely, why not give myself a Johnson Poundcake??

by meat dick October 15, 2008

Seven Pounds

Approximately 3.175kg.

"The newborn baby weighed seven pounds."

by isn'titamazingthatallthefuckin January 12, 2009

house proud

Being overly OCD about the appearance/matientance of your home and its possessions to the point of annoying other occupants and/or neighbors.

The house proud hag lived in an old,rinkydink piece-of -shit house but tried to convince others that it was really the Four Seasons.

by Greeneyedlady76 January 27, 2017

poundage

The act of really aggressive and passionate sex. Usually leaving both participants extremely satisfied.

My husband gave me a good poundage last night.

by mrst January 22, 2010

pound the yam

The have sexual intercourse

I'm going to pound the yam this weekend

by House2 June 9, 2010

brownie pounder

someone who likes anal sex

"dude you were pounding her in the @$$ again? you're such a brownie pounder"

by marmartthe2nd January 5, 2008

pelican pounder

A form of beastiality usually involving oral sex with that of a pelican, often entered through the beak
of the pelican and penetrating through to the stomach.

"Oh man it was awesome, i gave that cute little guy a pelican pounder!"

"Dude, if you wanna show dominance give it a pelican pounder and it won't question authority ever again."

"you have no idea how awesome it was i gave it a P.P. and it died right in front of me!!"

by T-jimbo January 4, 2008