procasturbation

Putting off masturbation until later...sometimes much later. Until you are forced to do it.

I have a mad case of procasturbation. I really just want to watch tv today.

by huffalo September 19, 2006

Procrasturbating

1) A period of time spent between two people who are going to have sex, before they actually do it.

In a sense, mentally stimulating each other with what is about to happen.

"Katie and I spent about half an hour procrasturbating before we finally hopped into bed, but DAMN was it good."

"Could the two of you stop procrasturbating and just go and have sex?"

by Reenix March 24, 2010

Procrasturbation

Waiting too long to masturbate, causing extreme pain and bodily harm

Don put off masturbation for 2 weeks and his testicles imploded

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

moral procrastination

Doing interesting stuff that feels like you're making the world better in preference to doing the easy, boring, daily stuff that actually makes a difference.

You're so busy signing petitions on Avaaz that you forgot your mum's birthday. That's moral procrastination.

by Kevin Monk October 27, 2013

Procrastibation

When one who starts watching porn and gently fondles their respective reproductive organs, but never actually gets around to full on masturbation.

Friend - Sorry i couldn't play Call of Duty last night, i was getting ready to jerk it but just ended up procrastibating again.

Friend 2 - Man you need to get off the drugs, it's really affecting your focus.

Friend - I know i have a real procrastibation problem...

by Jiz master flex March 29, 2010

procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

Procrasterzooing

Using the Facebook app MyZoo to allow one to put off other, more important things that they should be doing.

Dude I'm procrasterzooing so much when I should be writing my paper.

by BU7753CK5 October 19, 2009