Chicken Noodle Soup

Taking any noodle and shoving it in the tip of your penis and the other end in your asshole.

Holy shit man!! Just made some neat chicken noodle soup yesterday!!

by rinlovesstrokingit January 31, 2023

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Silly noodle time

A period of time by which a person usually of adolescence ages is molested or sexually abused by an older (usually male) relative

Damn man my uncle came over for silly noodle time a few days ago and I haven't been able to sit down since

by 1818551 June 27, 2023

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Noodle Pipe Hype

When a guy is talking to a woman about how big his johnson is and then she gets a look at his small flaccid pee pee.

Girl 1: How did it go last night?
Girl 2: Aweful, He had that Noodle pipe hype
Girl1: Damn girl i'm sorry. he was fine though.

by The Sadist September 30, 2021

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The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.

They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.

Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.

by pixelfingers September 3, 2016

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