Ted Murphy

Ted Murphy, a person who is the number 1 sigma in the world. Ted resembles the personality traits of Patrick Bateman and Walter White. Ted Murphy has a 67 inch penis and is the coolest guy in the world. Everyone loves Ted Murphy and he is said to be the most handsome guy anyone has every met

Person 1: Do you know Ted Murphy?

Person 2: Of course I know that sigma handsome person

by Pinhead37377372727 November 15, 2023

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy also known as a Lazy HVAC Salesman!

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

Fart Murphy

Fart Murphy is typically known as a lazy HVAC salesman with limited acrobatic abilities.

Fart Murphy

Local HVAC salesman

by Fart Murphy November 16, 2023

Brody Murphy

Fat bitch who argues with his fat sumo wrestler brother Kohan. He eats so much purple Doritos his family is going into debt and eats cheeseburgers lol o no

Brody murphy

by Maxtonbutler November 26, 2023

The Murphy

When a girl sucks your dick and you come it. She gets up and kisses you right after but spits the cum back into your mouth and you shallow it.

“My girl gave me The Murphy treatment last night!”

by Mmmmdueivf March 16, 2024

cillian murphey

bathroom

I need to go find cillian murphey.

by eoevans April 13, 2024

max Murphy

Kids a bitch and sucks at track

Have u seen this max Murphy? Ya. Kid must be stupid and bad at track

by Mysterious Plum April 30, 2024