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originated in San Francisco, CA
a person who is dry, boring, non social, secluded, no enthusiasm, not interested. Also not up to par, lame, a joke, a fake person etc.
She's a murmp: she never wants to go outside and have fun.

That date was so boring, all he did was talk about himself, old murmp ass cat!

That party was hella murmped!
murmp by superbossy December 10, 2009
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Emily Murphy 

Cheese like substance with pungent odor present in unwashed skin folds of the body.

Attorney with Administrator of General Services Administration in the White House.
As she wiped Emily Murphy from her nether regions, she gagged at the putrid odor.

White House staffer Emily Murphy disagrees with the election results and is derelict in her duties as Administrator of General Services.
Emily Murphy by SocietyPunisher November 9, 2020
Related Words
murmp • murph • murp • MURPHED • mump • mumpkin • Murm • Mumph • mumpy • murphied
A female who thinks she is everything. Usually acts as a know it all, but she really doesn’t know anything. She lives for impressing people with fake facts and knowledge.
1.Don’t believe her. She’s a murmy.

2.No you should not date her, she’s a total murmy.

3.Dont be a murmy! They are so annoying!
murmy by heyyoyobird May 29, 2018

Ryan Murphy

When you ate high quality and exquisite foods but you barfed them all over the place while being puzzled or careless as to how you'll clean it up in the end.
Friend: I just made a Ryan Murphy last night at the bar. I don't know what to do about it so I just left it there all messed up as is.
Ryan Murphy by krumpbabby March 27, 2016

Jesus Murphy 

A phrase uttered by Canadians who stub their toes. By replacing "Christ" with "Murphy," these Canadians manage to avoid hell.
(toe is stubbed) Jesus Murphy!
Jesus Murphy by FNods May 20, 2012

Dirty Murphy 

A pint of Guinness with a shot of Jäger dropped in it. An Irish boilermaker. Sometimes referred to as a Soiled Irishman by Scots! Also referred to as an Irish Navy Depth Charge.
Damn it. My boss is such an asshole... I need to get to the pub for a Dirty Murphy.
Dirty Murphy by Dirty McD February 19, 2013

Murph Nerph 

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.
Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.
Murph Nerph by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013
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