Muff-nuts

Going down on a girl and finding peanuts stashed in her muff.

I was going down on some woman and I knew I was in trouble when I discovered the muff-nuts, this wasn't going to be a quick visit.

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014

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Muffet

Vaginal afro so outta control, all you can think of is Bert & Ernie.

That chick is so freakin raggedy, I bet she's got hella muffet.

by Hayterade22 October 15, 2017

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Giz Muffer

The occupation that involves wiping off the glass in a nudey booth after a customer gizd all over it.

After paying for a little time in a nudey booth, Bob gizd all over the glass and made the giz muffer clean it up with a smile.

by Porch Monky 4 Life April 9, 2007

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muffed

to be ugly or unattractive

"Man, that girl is muffed!"

by Ricky Perez October 21, 2003

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Muff Muff

A sex position where the man pops a chocolate muffin on the front of his willy and proceeds to anally pound a woman, afterwords eating the muffin/shit mixture out of her bumhole.

Woman 1: Tyler and I Muff Muffed last night, it was so hot.
Woman 2: Daaaaaaaaaaaamn, did it hurt?
Woman 1: Nah, he's got a chode so it wasn't too bad.

by A Slightly Gay Straight White September 3, 2016

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