I said Lord

Used when someone's hairline is so irreversibly receded that you have to resort to sacred prayers to God in an attempt to restore it.

Guy 1: "I prayed for yo hairline 5 times a day like a Muslim. I got down on my knees and I said Lord, hear my prayers. But yo shits so busted that even the Lord turned his back on yo ass."
Guy 2: "No worries. I'll paint it in like LeBron."

by bobbybobson68 March 3, 2019

Sweat-Lord

A term used to describe someone who is a mega tryhard at something (usually in games such as Fortnite) and goes above and beyond to try and show off their "skills"

omfg Richard you're such a fucking sweat-lord, chill out it's just a game bro

by SoupremeLeader December 30, 2018

louis tomlinson

the center of our very own solar system aka. the sun

person1: did you see the sun was out yesterday ?
person2: i'm pretty sure i didn't see louis tomlinson, but okay

by streamwalls July 26, 2020

Oli London

Absolutely a fucking mess. Thinks he looks amazing when he just looks like a clown. He got plastic surgery to look like Jimin from BTS. Never understood the love yourself album. Who spend loads of money for plastic surgery when you could buy BTS concert tickets! We need to save our Jimin and BTS!

Oli London doesn’t look like Jimin!

by We need to save Jimin and BTS December 16, 2019

Love Nectar

Ejaculatory fluid. Can be male or female. Works amazingly as an ingredient for baking cookies.

Anna: How are you're cookies, Okuma-kun?
You see... I, umm...
I enriched your cookies with the flavor of "love."

Kajou: Uh... Anna?

Anna: I made a discovery.
When my feelings of love for Okuma-kun reach their peak, the feelings deep within my body turn to liquid and flow out!
I have named this discharge: "Love Nectar"!
I would be honored, Okuma-kun, if you would partake of it!
Your cookies... have my Love Nectar mixed into the dough!

Okuma: -screams-

by tickle ur pickle October 18, 2015

logan bundrant

is a bitch who makes gay sexual advances towards straight people, animals and dead things.

Dam that kid is a logan bundrant

by LALALALALALALALALAdehtfdgsrdhj June 19, 2009

Lonely Car Syndrome

Also known as Lonely Vehicle Syndrome, it is a disease affecting drivers of all makes and models. Persons afflicted with this disease can be identified by the following symptom. Despite having their pick of any spot in the entire parking lot, they will pull into the spot right next to your car. The doors of their vehicle are then thrown open with wild abandon, colliding with your car, leaving a fantastic dent.

Even parking your car closer to the back of the parking lot won't be enough to dissuade some infected individuals. The urge to have their vehicle spoon with another can be too strong to overcome. A person so afflicted will ignore the lure of closer, more favourable parking spots, just to park parallel with someone else.

The effects of this disease can be extremely devastating when the individual is a driver of a large SUV or 2 door vehicle packed full of hyper active children.

You wouldn't take the urinal right next another guy, when there are 2 open spots to either side of him. You wouldn't sit right beside another person in a movie theatre, if the rest of the row was empty.
So why do you feel obligated to park RIGHT beside my truck in an otherwise empty parking lot?! Lonely Car Syndrome. That's why.

by J. Agnew May 4, 2009