Jona

An extremely gorgeous girl with lots of friends and who loves music. Singing and acting are two of her favorites but she also loves to watch movies and be with her best friends. She loves Jesus and is extremely forgiving. Any boy would be lucky to have this girl. This girl is the most amazing friend you could have and people are jealous that they aren't more like her.

Gorgeous Friends Music Singing Acting Movies Best friends Amazing Jona

by iloveyouforeverbestfriend(: November 10, 2010

jonasan

A fat ass who eats lots of stuff. He gets triggered easily and if he reads this, I'm screwed.

Guy1:Dude, Jonasan is scaaarrrryyyy.
Guy2:I know right!

by Dingybob March 20, 2017

Jonah

A skinny and introverted person, who generally opens up when you meet him. Only watches the dankest and spiciest memes. Will sometimes say the gayest or most retarded shit without noticing it. Can be an asshole at times, and is not afraid to insult people when he needs to, but he will generally be a nice person. Don't get too attached tho, because he has the smallest micropenis.

Person 1: that skinny ass blonde kid ran into class screaming "Poland Can Into Space"

Person 2: thats just Jonah being himself

by polishgay December 11, 2019

Jonah

A guy that fakes being drunk and has a tiny dick

Guy: ur faking

Jonah: no I’m not I’m plastered

by Dick swayed November 3, 2019

Jonah Arguement

An arguement in which on of the arguers will not give up no matter what evidence is provided to prove otherwise.

Hey, you look like that guy from Footloose!
Uhmmm, NO, I look nothing like him.
Wait a minute, you ARE the guy from Footloose!
Nuh, uh.
Yes...
NO!
God damn, A Jonah Arguement.

by Doostien Ynskype June 29, 2008

Pulling a Jonah

The act of ditching your friends by way of passivley using an excuse such as: I need to get some beer, I need to get some smokes, I'm just meeting someone don't worry i'll be right back...

-oh guys i'll be right back need to go get some more beer
-yeah bro no prob see you soon
(an hour later)
-dude where the fuck did he go....
-oh man he's just pulling a jonah again

by Rewcifer December 10, 2010

Jonased

When oral sex is performed on an individual (male or female)while said individual is driving a motor vehicle

While I was driving my new girlfriend to my mom and dad's place for dinner she inquired "have you ever been jonased?" "Not by someone as talented as you" was my reply. "Well pull down your pants and I will jonas you like you have never been jonased before."

by downtown duke March 13, 2009