JERK!

what you say to people that don't wear sweater vests

Girl 1: "I own one!"

Girl 2: "I own one!"

Girl 1: "you don't own one!"

Both girls: "JERK!"

by Dr.Feldkircher March 13, 2010

Jerk

1) A person or thing who works at Disney World
2) A female who bothers you to hang out and then does not call
3) A monkey-faced poop head
4) A person that says they do not qualify as a jerk
5) Being or being closely associated to a LSU fan
6) A creature that is allergic to chicken and chicken products

She is such a jerk because she tells you one thing then does another

by pickle breath September 19, 2009

twork n jerk

one who jacksoff after they smoke meth. "Twork" comes from the way you turn the pipe side to side when you smoke meth. "Jerk" comes from jacking off. Meth makes you horny, SOMEONE WHO JACKSOFF ALOT WELL THERE HIGH on meth.

Why do you always smoke by yourself? you like to twork n jerk

by S.22nd Street October 20, 2006

jerk

a selfish asshole also see cesar

cesar is a jerk

by :? June 24, 2004

circle Jerk

The person in the middle of a circle who performs oral sex on people in the ring while the others masterbate. Can be either male or female but usually male.

The pledge gets to be the circle jerk.

by moo71 March 12, 2004

Jerk

A new, upcoming, popular dance; mainly in Southern California.

Dance can be described as a repetitive and fast-moving.

Hey! Do you guys wanna jerk?!

This is a good jerking song!

by Kristine<3JustinBieber February 21, 2011

Jerk Out

When you're working out and you get a hard-on so you jack off. After you cum, you clean yourself off and go back to working out.

"Hey Bro, I was halfway through gettin' swoll when a total babe walked by me."

"So what did you do?"

"I whipped out my raging hard cock and jerked out by the treadmills."

"Dude that's really messed up, I could never jerk out in public."

by DickSchnepp January 23, 2013