When a man is attempting to strut his shit unfathomably hard; one's attempt at exerting the air of being macho to the parties around him in any shape or form. As when you see a guy driving a raised truck with expensive shocks and off-road tread tires, but still only drives in the suburbs.
"Dude, why was that cop who pulled us over such a fucker!?"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
"Cuz there was a female cope partnered with him yo. Too busy flexing his dick in front of her."
(Man revs Harley obnoxiously loud as he drives by) "DICK FLEX!"
by TheCuttyHomie May 18, 2014
by Sexy boiiiiiiii December 22, 2019
"Jonesin": To crave, desire or to be in a major need of something
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)
"His": the person to which you are referring
"Junk ": refers to the "junk" in the front of a mans pants.(genitals, crotch, penis and testicles)
by Ray "big poppa" June 05, 2009
A person who is not clean. A person that has a crack so nasty, their underwear sticks inside their crack, they they have to keep pulling and tugging at the bottom of their underwear to keep it out of their crack.
With all the money in the the 2010 election and the lies about his employmnent record, Alaska Republican Senate canidate Joe Miller is Digging His Shorts Out of His Ass to show he as actually clean, when we all see how nasty he actually is.
by gammarock November 01, 2010
After blowing through a stop sign going 80.
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."
Dude A: "Shit, was that pig just talkin to his shoulder?"
Dude B: "Yeah. We better clear the fuck out."
by Psychwrite August 26, 2008
by joe January 18, 2005
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