foodaphobia

The fear that food is alive and planning to eat you.

"FOOOOOOOOD! Run everybody run!" The little boy cried out. "That kid has foodaphobia" the other boy noticed.

by buttmonkey5678 July 29, 2009

Friday

Rebecca Black's favorite day.

Girl: "So did you see Rebecca Black's music video for Friday?"

Boy: "Yeah, since when do thirteen year olds drive? And I swear, if she and Justin Biber do an Autotune duet together, I'm going to kill myself!"

Girl: "Just wait until you hear her song Prom Night then."

by bwgirl0930 April 17, 2011

Friday

A song written and performed by 13 year old Rebecca Black.

It is by far the worst. song. ever.

Bill: hey, have you heard the song Friday?

Me: no, let's hear it.

Rebecca Black: It's Friday, Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday. Partyin, Partyin, yeah. Fun, fun, fun.

Bill: so what did you think?

Me: can you get something for me?

Bill: for sure, what do you need?

Me: A rope and a stool.

by potterfreak82 April 27, 2011

Pre-Friday

A more optimistic name for Thursday. Popularized by Dallas-Fort Worth KDFW FOX 4 news anchors Tim Ryan and Lauren Przybyl during their morning news program, "Good Day." Pre-Friday makes the weekend seem less far away.

"Good morning, North Texas! ...43 degrees on this Pre-Friday. What are your weekend plans?

by MurrayRabbit January 14, 2012

Casualty Friday

A substitution for the well known Casual Friday (where you're allowed to dress down in your office on Fridays) that instead allows you and your co-workers to drink irresponsibly until someone needs medical attention. Everyone else is allowed to go home early when the ambulance arrives.

Xavier: The new boss just instituted Casualty Fridays!
Ally: Call the ambulance now; Alice won't make it past her third drink.

by Capital X October 11, 2012

sounds like my friday night

A come-back line in a conversation when someone complains or tells you something they're struggling with.

Karen: I'm not looking forward to going to the doctor. He always asks me to take my top off and his hands are always cold!
Justin: Sounds like my Friday night!

slmfn can also be used.

by jdpitt13 December 17, 2013

Friday Night Lights

While this is the name of a popular Hollywood movie starring Billy Bob Thornton about High School football in Texas, "Friday Night Lights" is a term that can also be used to describe the weekly Jewish event, Shabbat, since as every good Jew knows Shabbat includes the act of lighting two candles.

Friday Night Lights starts at sundown!

by Todd April 24, 2006