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Evacuate The Dancefloor

Codeword for when you have explosive diarrhea. Used when you need to excuse yourself, or explain why you were late.
Ugh brb, I gotta evacuate the dancefloor.

Sorry I'm late! I had to evacuate the dancefloor.
by bustedbeatbox November 12, 2010
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Evant, Tx

An isty-bitsy little town that is crawling with illegal mexican immigrants but the gringos there really don't mind, in fact, Mexicans are welcome. Girls sports dominate while the boys are doing 1 of 3 things: Drinking, hunting or doing some sort of farm work. Most of the people speak with typical Texas accents, but quite frequently throw in what they call "border spanish" (spanish slang) into everyday sentences. Even the white people do this. Example: Why don't you go out with Eric? Porque I don't like him y creo que he was picked up by border patrol. Great town if you like Texas hill country, cowboys and Mexicans.
Girl: I want to live somewhere with handsome cowboys
Boy: I want to live somewhere with lots of beautiful latinas.
Random Person: Aw man you need a Evant, Tx
by OtherFunStuff December 6, 2011
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That Evan is the littest dude EVER!
Evan ur so lit.
Here evan have some free stuff.
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evaj

short for electronic vagina, this is used for losers on the internet to try and boost their self esteem by using a facticious item such as the evaj, usually refered to in "I can only get lots of evaj because I can't get real vaj".
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