Clown Mouth 

Slang for chapped lips.

I disregarded the lip balm and constantly wet my lips, and now I have clown mouth.

Clown Mouth by AmeliorateTooLate February 12, 2024

Clown bank 

A collection of someone's stupidity.

There is another one for your clown bank.
Don't be a clown bank!

Clown bank by Shamwowpets February 14, 2024

Clown Dickery

When someone makes an absurd, overt analogy that no one will understand.

Collin using nadir to analogize the opposite of zenith during a game of fishbowl, when he knows that no one will get that analogy, is a whole nother level of clown dickery.

Clown Dickery by Paul C Baby March 25, 2024

Clown Carring 

When a woman had three of more dicks in a hole

Me and the boys had a great time clown carring Rachel last night

Clown Carring by Bonnie_J3kins April 6, 2024

Clown Cannon 

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.

Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?

Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.

Clown Cannon by LichenLichen April 28, 2024

Clown Emoji 🤡

When you say or do things that are embarrassing and others give side eye

"Hey guys how did I do atvthe party yesterday?"

"You did good..!"

"Ugh why did she ask...so embarrassing..clown emoji 🤡"

Clown Emoji 🤡 by Elian07junhui May 6, 2024

clown grass

Weed that is so strong that you trip out, walk on your own head, dance all night and say the most hilarious things you've ever said.

Sativa dominant, genetically modified from multiple strains over a long, sitting around 30+% thc. Very rare to find, cannot be cloned successfully outside a lab.

I scored some clown grass on my way back from the west coast. The stories are true!

clown grass by G Dano May 20, 2024