Clit

I don't know because I've never been able to find it.

She told me to suck her clit, but I couldn't find it.

by ONJCISTV April 25, 2023

California Clit Cruncher

The act of taking a pair of pliers to rip off a woman’s clitoris, then blowing a large cloud of meth smoke in her asshole while shooting her family

Went to the bank today and the woman in line was being a bitch, so i gave her the california clit cruncher and she shut up really quickly

by BigCocobutterD May 1, 2019

clit therapy

When the male genitalia head taps on a female's clit causing her to become more aroused and ready for action.

You have to give her a little clit therapy before you start pounding.

by DrFeelGoodPhD July 27, 2023

Clit pit

Female version of a man cave.

Girl lets go hang in the clit pit.

by Blackchristianwaterfallpussy96 September 24, 2022

Clit bandit

When a friend you trusted fucks your current or ex-girlfriend.

Rick is such a clit bandit he slept with Debra, John's ex-girlfriend.

by Steve3678 May 28, 2023

A clit of pesto

A small dollop of pesto, "clit" meaning dollop/mound/blob in this case.

The word "clit" can only be defined as a "dollop" in this specific scenario.
For example, you can not say "a clit of sour cream", that makes no sense, it only works with pesto.

This pasta would be really good with some pesto, I'll just have a clit of pesto on the side.
I am not sure I like pesto, just serve me a clit of pesto to try.

by Ramonybologne February 17, 2025

Wine and Clit

An older Posh Person.
Or someone who tries to be posh.
Who drinks a lot of wine (usually red) or Gin and Tonic.

(For example a Tattler reader who's son is called Tarquin. )

The Wine and Clit couple turned up.

All they talked about was their french poetry book club.

by DownTwisted August 30, 2016