Bearded Clam 

A Pussy that is very hairy.

My ex-Girlfriend has a Bearded clam.

Bearded Clam by Bongo Lad September 22, 2006

bearded clam 

slang term for a vagina, in which the female does not shave. If you choose to go down on her, you'll probably get pubic hair in your teeth.

Man, I hooked up with this hot chick the other day, but I didn't eat her out because she had a bearded clam.

bearded clam by me March 24, 2003

ku klux clam 

A short lived character on the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Theres disgruntled goat, uncle ant, ku klux clam

-Bart

ku klux clam by flapjacks May 27, 2003

bearded clam 

A very hairy vagina.

I had to part the Bearded Clam forest just to get to the sweet tasting flesh-cave

bearded clam by uban pervert June 28, 2003

street clam

A prostitute

Fuck you Ratchel, you dirty street clam

street clam by Clammy Brisbane July 5, 2017

Tickle the Clam 

Act of female masturbation

Mary liked to "Tickle the Clam" in the kitchen while her parents watched

Tickle the Clam by greendayrulz7 March 11, 2010

dirty clam

the result of some dumb bitch not wiping her ass properly (back to front as opposed to front to back) and then you try going down there and there are shit crumbs in her lips and those little fuckers get in your mouth and now you've got shit breath you dirty fucker. also, rubbing your own defecate onto a girlie's privates.

i went south on sandy and she had the dirty clam, dum bitch can't wipe properly.
or alternately
yo momz was talkin shit so i gave her the dirty clam

dirty clam by smacky July 1, 2006