my pet burrito

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

by Flapjacks May 11, 2006

ku klux clam

A short lived character on the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Theres disgruntled goat, uncle ant, ku klux clam

-Bart

by flapjacks May 27, 2003

spunk

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

by flapjacks June 10, 2003

beer

Fuel for a persons sex machine

Beer good.

by flapjacks May 26, 2003