Definitions by flapjacks

my pet burrito 

slang for penis - generally considered puerile.

She asked if I liked animals, so I took her to my place and showed her my pet burrito.

my pet burrito by Flapjacks May 11, 2006

spunk 

Refers to semenal fluid, and also means to ejaculate.

1. If you spunk on the wall, wipe it up!
2. The spunk was stuck to his ear.

spunk by flapjacks June 10, 2003

ku klux clam 

A short lived character on the Itchy and Scratchy Show.

Theres disgruntled goat, uncle ant, ku klux clam

-Bart

ku klux clam by flapjacks May 27, 2003

beer

Fuel for a persons sex machine

Beer good.

beer by flapjacks May 26, 2003