carpet muching

The wrong way to spell carpet munching

I ment to spell carpet munching but I spelt carpet muching

by Roobee Toozday June 21, 2016

carpenelli

pussy

wow that carpenelli is a pussy

by gayboiii7654321 November 23, 2017

Carpet Bid

The act of a fraternity giving out bids to simply anyone interested in rushing.

Brad: Why did Kappa Sigma get so many pledges this year?
Chad: They gave out carpet bids to literally anyone that was rushing. Total boners.

by Pledge Master September 18, 2018

Carpetbomb

When a Male or female farts while sitting on a woman's lap.

(Young boy sits on his mother's lap)
*boy farts*
Mother: Excuse me, but did you just carpetbomb me?
Boy: Yes I did, mother.

by JohnnoIsAwesome February 21, 2019

Carpet Cruncher

A lesbian that not only eats pussy, but also eats Frito's at the same time

She is a carpet cruncher, a hell of an interesting character.

by Genious817adam May 14, 2019

Carpio

Why you searching this carpio? its literally a car that goes pio

or some one whos GAY

Oh hey look a GAY
Thats just carpio

by SomeGuyMaybeLol May 31, 2020

carpet beater

In Victorian times they would use this to beat the carpet to get the dust out.

(Basically a Victorian hoover)

I am going to beat the carpet with this carpet beater

by imwaycoolerthanyou1 July 17, 2022