Carefully, he's a hero... 

How you handle someone who's done a great service to all of mankind.

Mom: Tells dad to check on you

Dad: Walks in mid fap

Me: Please dad don't tell mom

Dad: Winks and tells mom everything's fine

Also Me: Carefully, he's a hero...

Carefully, he's a hero... by Definer Andy August 31, 2019

Cardys 

Nickname for the skifield mountain called Cardrona in Wanaka, New Zealand. usually flooded with tourists. However locals can get a sweet day out if they choose correctly

Bro my subie was flying up cardys today and this spring skiing is so mean at the moment

Cardys by Dosdaboss September 18, 2019

Career Ed 

The most pointless class know to man. Run by a perverted teacher, who gives the most annoying assignments made for someone with a job of a corporate position.

I have to go to Career Ed today i think i wanna die.

Career Ed by Lucas Confair December 6, 2019

Care Bears 

Way to say "Winnie the Pooh" and "My Little Pony" in one term.

Guy 1: Oh look! I found my two favorite Care Bears just lying around over there!

Guy 2: Uh, aren't those characters called Winnie the Pooh and Princess Celestia?

Guy 1: I'LL CALL THEM WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!

Care Bears by TiggerCelestia06 December 15, 2019

care-y 

When a girl gets all dramatic and cares about something WAY too much.

You’re being all care-y

She is being way too care-y about it

care-y by Laxbro606 January 15, 2020

caredul 

Caredul is what you type to someone when you are drunk and can't spell correctly, I know this personally and do not fear if you get this message, they are not trying to assasinate your family they are simply saying careful, you are welcome friends

Them: yo bro u drive caredul den you: I'm so sorry man please don't end my bloodline!

caredul by Blackop809 March 28, 2020

Cakey 

Covered up too much or softish.

Her: “Your face is very cakey from all that foundation”
Me: “whatever”

Cakey by Mellliiii April 22, 2020