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splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.
Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim
by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015
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Saltine Bath

I went to Thailand and had a Saltine Bath with a hot chick.
by siberianshine May 2, 2020
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Bean bath

When a group of three or more Mexican men simultaneously jizz on you.
I've always dreamt of having a bean bath.
by Obladi Oblada December 9, 2014
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Bath glue

The sperm left after you've had a wank in the bath, that you dodge as you quickly try to exit, but somehow sticks to an unusual part of your body.

N.b. Will not rub in, but will willingly stick to the towel.
dude, knocked one out in the bath last night, was covered in bath glue.
by Whatspauldoing September 17, 2022
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Buffalo Bubble Bath

the inverse of the Rochester Rain Puddle, commonly attributed to a male perpetrator. A Buffalo bubble Bath occurs when I female drinks so much she passes out next to her male companion and urinates in her sleep, soaking her and the unfortunate individual in bed with her. Named for the city which this phenomenon frequently occurs, Buffalo, providing further support for this city's reputation for binge drinking and sloppy women.
Sorry I am late, i had to go home and change my clothes because I woke up in a Buffalo Bubble Bath this morning thanks to all those shots Tricia had at the bar last night.
by ThePoopThatTookaPee May 14, 2015
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Minnesota sponge bath

Minnesota sponge bath
noun

A depraved and unsanitary sexual act involving the use of a sponge soaked in a mixture of water and human feces, which is then rubbed onto the nude body of a recipient. Commonly performed in the stifling heat of a portable toilet, often on extremely hot and humid days, the act is characterized by its filth, foul odor, and intentional violation of physical boundaries. Noted for its extreme nature and association with certain fringe fetishes, the Minnesota sponge bath is widely regarded as one of the most repulsive expressions of sexual deviance.
Person A.. Dude she gave me a Minnesota sponge bath and I can't open my eyes

Person B.. did she do it the whole body??

Person A.. yeah, I think I need to get myself tested.....

Usage: Medical staff were alarmed after the patient described symptoms following a “Minnesota sponge bath” in a festival porta-potty.
by Ethankillerr July 14, 2025
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