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Basedism

A religion; the practitioners of which should try to exhibit Based-like characteristics (swagging to the maximum, living based, thanking Basedgod etc). Sadly, many people proclaim themselves Basedists because of their parents or friends. Many of them do not exhibit Based-like characteristics, but rather the opposite. They live unbased knowingly and criticize the rest of the world for not being Based.

Basedists pray to the all-mighty Basedgod in hopes that he will bless them with his swag.
Basedism prayer

Now I lay me down to cook,
I pray the Based my #swag to keep
If I should die before I wake,
I pray the Based my bitch to take
by Basedswagswag March 27, 2011
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baked bread feet

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.
*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet
by ... April 25, 2005
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Bakeder

Being more baked (high) than someone.
Pfft Chris I'm waaaay more bakeder than you are man
by John_R October 27, 2007
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baked baby

Cooking a baby in a microwave until it explodes.
Fred:What do you want for dinner?
Bob:Baked Baby
by brettmobile1 March 27, 2009
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Base Rapping

Main Entry: Base Rapping
Function: Transitive Verb
Date 2005

:To spell Base Raping incorrectly. The inteded server's rule was to convey the meaning that "No Base Raping" would be tolerated lest the offender face an instant boot and ban. The problem is that the host really spelled, "No Base Rapping" thus an astute gamer could base rape by technicality. Base raping is when one spawn camps in rear areas of the map in order to easily dispatch newly spawning enemy players whilst they are defenseless thus achieving easy kills. The geeks that misspell like this will never go to "collage..." pun intended
Dumb Geek: Dude read the rules no base rapping!
Smart Geek: I'm not base rapping n00b, I'm base raping and the rules don't say anything about that, (boom head shot - Smart Geek just pwnd dumb geek).
by bolillo loco December 27, 2009
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baked brown betty

literally: a large, lumpy, generally amorphus baked good.

in "urban" speak: descriptive of the view of a girl from behind. Not just the ass, but the entire view.

a girl with a "backside like baked brown betty" is only has to be a little bit chubby. The backside is riddled with any of the following flaws:

back boobs
puffy shoulders
muffin top
complete lack of ass- (waist wider than hips)
Oh snap, shawty's got a backside like baked brown betty. that's just a shame.
by TreeWeezel November 23, 2010
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baseball bulge

The bulge you see in baseball pants from a baseball player's cup that drives women crazy
Look at #24's baseball bulge, mmm thats so hott.
by Chicksdigthelongball August 4, 2012
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