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Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.
baked bean teeth by 37 April 12, 2008
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Baked Beans
- Noun
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.
- Verb
The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.
Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head
Baked Beans by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017
42nd base
While walking the side street of a largely populated city, an obese transvestite begins to engage in oral sex with his own genitals and asks you to ejaculate into his nostril. Simultaneously, your cousin sees the procedure taking place and summons her bestfriends for a group orgy along with some animals. For best orgasms, it is advised that you have a 5-some with your parents, your cousin, and her bestfriend. It is not uncommon for police officers to shoot a bullet up their anus when they see such things.
Transvestite: DUDE, watch me eat myself out while giving myself a handjob
Police officer: Can I join in and make this 42nd base?
Transvestite: No
Police officer: *shoots self in asshole*
Police officer: Can I join in and make this 42nd base?
Transvestite: No
Police officer: *shoots self in asshole*
72nd Base
Fucking every single guy/girl you went to school with, ensuring you do the odd number bases twice. While being filmed before posting it on a NUT website and achieving 72,000 views overnight.
72nd Base by After Eights April 12, 2010