alternative fact

falsehood; lie

You call that a lie, but it is just alternative fact

by Tanghot July 28, 2017

Alternative fact

Alternative fact are false statements that can be true in atleast one alternative reality.

- Jimmy is crazy if he really thinks the earth is flat.
- Yes, he is crazy, he believes in alternative facts.

by TheHumbleDuck September 1, 2017

altern

a person who thinks she's different than the rest of the world, and makes and endless amount of effort to show it.

i'M ALtErN bEcaUSe i LisTeN tO bAnDS tHat NO ONE ELSE LisTeNs tO

by expertinwords.com April 16, 2019

alternating UPPER case

1.) A spin off of aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, alternating UPPER case has become a meme designed by random internet users who try so hard to assert their panic/will on the masses - Almost as if they are speaking from a pulpit dictating and virtue signalling to the masses from their bedroom using their (most likely) thumbs.

2.) Can also just be used for teh lulz, instead of the aLtErNaTiNg CaSe, to come across extra sarcastic.

1.) #GIVEtoTHEpoorRIGHTnow

2.) Jacob: oh YEAH, that's VERY smart, GEORGE!1!11!
George: Don't you "alternating UPPER case" me, dOuChEbAg!

by CZSPNKr April 24, 2020

Alternative Facts

A series of Falsehoods

"Look, Alternative Facts are not Facts, they're falsehoods!"
---- Chuck Todd, MSNBC

by WistalaDaGreen March 27, 2021

Alternatesexual

The sexual attraction to any type of alternate, from the youtube analog horror series: The Mandela Catalog.
Alternatesexuals will do anything to please an alternate, such as killing themselves

Alternate: Your life is nothing
Woman: bae that is soooo hot
Man: don't mind her, she's Alternatesexual

by Alternatesexual February 11, 2022

Aftercrust

On males, the leftover and dried vaginal fluids that collect around the penis and scrotum, especially occurring with dense pubic hair. Somewhat thin and flaky.

"My junk is covered in aftercrust, better wash it off..."

by OperatorTX 13 August 28, 2009