Anti-Boner

When something makes you wince so hard your penis and testicles proceed to retract into your body.

The word boner gives me an anti-boner.

by metapossum June 3, 2017

Anti-Heliocentric

A person that neither a part of globe believers nor flat earth community.

Shirley: Hey do you believe that world is flat or globe?

Damian: Flat, but I'm Anti-Heliocentric .

Shirley: Huh?

Damian: Flat earthers believe it's a disc, I don't believe that.

by Darren Gleason May 6, 2018

Anti-Sleep

when you feel awake/hyper despite actually being tired

Im on anti-sleep rn, im too hyper.

by CandiedBees February 19, 2021

Anti-ratio

The opposite of ratio;

As a successful ratio is defined by how a reply has more likes to a tweet/comment it is replying to, a successful anti-ratio is defined by how a reply has less likes to a tweet/comment it is replying to.

"Wtf is an anti-ratio?"
"Anti-ratio deez nuts"

"I ratio'd you real hard."
"No b*tch, I anti-ratio'd you real hard."

by GiveMeaRandomUsername3310 August 3, 2022

Anti-Socialing

The act of being Anti-Social for a short amount of time.
E.G; when you feel emotionless for a day.

Person A:"Dude did you see Mandy, she's being so cold and emotionless today!!!"
Person B: "Naw, man, she's just Anti-Socialing right now!"

by JackettheRooster July 8, 2017

Anti-schlag

A triumph of grandiose proportions; a "win" so grand that even Harry Potter himself struggles to comprehend its glory; an exclamation of utter and complete reverence to the Establishment of Awesome, Nerdfightaria.

Dude, I got an autoharp for Christmas.

That's sick, grrrrrl -- drop some beats.

Ya, we gone start a metal group wit your ukulele.

Damn right, girlfrienddd.

This gone be Anti-schlag.

by Asexual Protohuman of Sarnia January 24, 2012

anti-spouse

Used to describe heterosexual couples who choose not to marry based upon their own personal beliefs that there is no need to muck up a good friendship with a marital contract, and choose to live as though married (ie: together and monogamous) but are not recognized as common law.

Bob is Laura's anti-spouse. They live together, run a household together, and own pets together.

by Truck1981 July 25, 2011