Webster Method

A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.

Excellent work, you are now crab free.

Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?

Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.

by EvilEye93 August 19, 2020

weber shkuba

when your donkey acidently licks your penis to the point where its a nub the a milk lady wips out her boob s and eats your ass

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oh my mom had a weber shkuba last week

by Quiner March 10, 2021

Weber

The Weber family

Some may say: Saturday’s are for the Weber’s- Nuala Randall

by Rachel knox April 8, 2021

Webbo

A Goon.

That guy is just like Webbo.

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by AshtyBoi September 8, 2021

Webster

A standard unit of lateness on a Chinook flying sortie. 1 Webster equals landing 15 mins late.

George’s sortie overran again by 2 Webster’s

by 28 Sqn July 1, 2023

Refreshing Website

Any website that viewers will constantly refresh, hoping that new content has been posted.

I spent hours today on my facebook page. It is such a refreshing website.

by MisterRyan August 3, 2009