Flacid Waffle

When one waffle is softer than the others.

Man, I got a flacid waffle for breakfast.

by veryboredperson May 15, 2022

Glazed Waffle

When a guy cums on a partner's ass and proceeds to spread it on the cheeks around the booty hole. Then you lie down on their ass with your abs.

Brad: YOOOOO I finally glazed waffles her bro!
Chad: NO WAY BRO NICE!

by Peachy Phoenix June 10, 2022

Kraut Waffle

Eating a jar of sauerkraut then shitting on a laptop keyboard and closing the screen.

To establish dominance in the dorm Kyle left a kraut waffle in Chad's laptop.

by Craxmoker December 20, 2022

Piss-Waffle

A Derogatory term towards Americans, a mockery of 2 stereotypical favorites of Americans. "Piss" is referring to Piss Water or watered down beer, while the "Waffle" is referring to how most people in political power flip sides as easily as a Waffle for nothing more than gaining political favor.

"Oh great, here he is..." - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.
"Oh, hello there, my name is--" - Politician in Washington D.C.
"NOPE! Fuck off ya Piss-Waffle!" - Foreign Tourist in Washington D.C.

by ST0N3D_Y0G1 January 18, 2023

the waffle house has found its new host

the waffle house has found its new host is a copy-and-paste spam that has been going around youtube and other social media platforms.

Person, 1:the waffle house has found its new host

Person 2:I should spam this in youtube comment sections and ANNOY PEOPLE IN THE PROCESS MAKING IT ALMOST AS ANNOYING AS PNGTUBERS

by anonymous January 22, 2023

Cuck waffle

When a man and woman engage in sexual activity while her significant other watches from the corner. Upon climax the man cums onto an eggo which the cuck is forced to eat for further humiliation.

Bro I banged his wife and gave him a cuck waffle!

by Thegnome742 July 7, 2023

Spoogy Waffle

When you cream pie in your partner and they release onto a waffle maker. Then you both eat the waffle.

My girlfriend and I were hungry after so we had a Spoogy Waffle.

by Rebreps November 3, 2023