wet wang willy 

after recieving head from a woman the man may proclaim "look behind you" and as she turns her head shove his wang in her ear. the result a cum and saliva filled ear that has been rendered useless for the rest of its existence

BLAMMMMM. i was struck in the ear with this massive schlong. i awoke to the bright lights of a hospital only to find i could no longer hear

wet wang willy by PISAN December 11, 2004

nilly willy 

on a unsubstantiated whim
Nilly willy is the correct word combination of the words willy nilly.

You can't nilly willy change the rules of the game.

nilly willy by dthgd October 5, 2009

free willy 

The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.

Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!

free willy by Nobody. February 16, 2007

chilly willy 

a sexual activity in which the male freezes his penis with ice and then has sex with his partner

"Dude she said she likes it cold so I gave her a chilly willy!"

chilly willy by mezmerak November 13, 2011

White Willy Whacking 

When 2 or more guys have a sword fight with their penis'!

Those guys over there were just white willy whacking!!!

White Willy Whacking by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

chili willy 

Inserting a cold penis into a womans vagina.

Yeah, i woke up and put my dick in the freezer for half an hour and then gave that bitch the chili willy!

chili willy by shomasa November 22, 2011

nillie (pronounced like willy 

nillie: (pronounced like willy)

A more humourous twist on 'nearly' often exclaimed after someone nearly jumped the fence or nearly ducked the tree branch, or nearly spoke a sentence but FAILED

"The high score on this game is 1300 and i got 1298"
"hahahahaha, such a nillie"

nillie (pronounced like willy by Eirike May 14, 2005