The gateway drug from the Polish Ham Press, it is the act of placing one's scrotum as so in both testicles rest in the eye sockets of the victim whilst the the shaft runs down the length of the nose. Giving the look of a Trojan war helmet.
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
*Not to be confused with a Mushroom Stamp
"Hey Ty, if you keep leaning your head back in that chair you're gonna get a nice Trojan War Helmet placed on that dome of yours."
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There has basically been a nerf war going on between the bankers and developers on what the market place will be for cryptocurrency.
by Shed_Light September 26, 2018
Get the Nerf War mug.The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish
by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020
Get the Dick war mug.A dick-measuring contest usually between Microsoft Fanboys and Sony Fanboys to try and justify buying one of the 300 dollar instead of the other 300 dollar console.
Microsoft Fanboy: The Xbox Series X is going to win the console war because it's more powerful
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
Sony Fanboy: The PlayStation 5 is going to win the console war because it has better games
Nintendo Fanboys: The Nintendo Switch is going to win because you can take a shit while playing smash bros.
by heywaitasecond March 22, 2021
Get the Console War mug.When you take a massive and really, really messy shit. It is the kind of shit that’s similar to World Wars, in that both can be so vile that they often cause permanent damage to, and forever change everything they touch. This is beyond destroying the toilet, it’s nuking the toilet twice like the US did the Japanese.
Typically the final consequence of eating half a bag of dried plums in one sitting, as Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews experienced in his Subaru BRAT review.
Typically the final consequence of eating half a bag of dried plums in one sitting, as Mr. Regular from Regular Car Reviews experienced in his Subaru BRAT review.
Dude I unleashed World War Brown last night on your toilet, I’m so sorry. The stains and smell are likely permanent. I didn’t have a choice after those dried plums and Taco Bell, and now my asshole is outlawed by the Geneva Convention.
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