freak turd

A turd that is entirely unique, unlike any previous turds passed.

This turd was a freak turd, it’s shape was an oddity in itself and it’s mottled color pattern gave it an almost artistic depth.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

1st and turtle

The slowest speed you can go on a lawn mower. The exact oposite of 5th and bunny.

i was changing the bag on my lawn mower so i left it in first and bunny w/ the parking break on!

by 3k racer May 6, 2005

A Kate Turner

A Kate Turner is when at school during sports day, someone will participate in the egg and spoon race, but during the egg and spoon race the participant will place their thumb on the egg to keep it secure on the spoon performing a Kate Turner therefore possibly winning and cheating, DO NOT perform a Kate Turner

" Today at school we had sports day, during the egg and spoon race Mark did a Kate Turner and he won!"

by donkeh28 April 14, 2020

Rounding the Turn

A grifting term coined by Donald Trump to leave his gullible supporters with the impression that the COVID-19 Pandemic will soon be over.

The covid will soon be over; we're rounding the turn

by Uncle Frank's Fox October 23, 2020

ice turd

ice turds:

What becomes a big nasty blackish hunk of frozen street slush, and will attach to the back of a wheel well, only to drop in inopportune places, and look all nasty-assty.

Boss; Look, you're in charge of the parking clean up. I want all those ice turds cleaned up and off the premisses by closing time or you are fired!

Lackey; Damn man, them rustlucks is froz down like Santa's balls.

Boss; Well I nearly broke my toe on one just now, and if you don't get them gone right now you will be thawing Santa's balls in your next line of work!

by the Toad December 19, 2010

peeking turtle

1. That critical moment between 'having to take a dump real bad' and 'having an accident in your pants'.

2. The feeling that a turd is on the cusp of 'peeking' out of one's anus, resembling a turtle's head coming out of its shell.

We gotta stop this car and find a restroom soon! I got a peeking turtle over here!

by The Watcher April 3, 2003

turn and burn

getting to a destination and immediately turning around and going back home, commonly done by truckers.

we are going to turn and burn so we can get back and pick up another trailer.

by thatscrewedupkid April 24, 2016