book of Thomas

an utterly ridiculous statement

Why would you even mention such a book of Thomas?

by AndreWoh January 14, 2008

tag-a-long thomas

An uninvited person who can't take a hint they're not welcome with the group.

Hey did he just jump in the car uninvited? Man, he's such a tag-a-long Thomas.

by Ponyo911 November 2, 2009

As Lost as Thomas

When you miss several weeks of class because of some illness/ you're just dumb and can't follow the material learned in class

Ben: How's that Biology class?
Gabe: Oh man I can't seem to get it, I'm As Lost As thomas

by funner98 December 9, 2016

Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.

Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020

kerrie marie thomas

She's seriously sexy gorgeous wicked and wild every girl wants to be her every man wants her ,best friend, doesn't like fake people, takes no nonsense, doesn't suffer fools, has beautiful children any man will be stupid to treat her badly there's only one Kerrie Marie Thomas

Kerrie Marie Thomas oh my goodness she's seriously fine

by KezaBash November 3, 2020

Finley Gaffley Thomas

Proper nonce and top shagger did a year 9

Your Finley Gaffley Thomas Mate

by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022

Daniel Caleb Thomas

A good lookin, dark haired, tall, beautiful man who makes everybody who sees him feel good.

Girl: Oooh is that Daniel Caleb Thomas? He’s fine
Girl 2: Yeaaaaah he is

by Brian the real estate guy February 6, 2023