Toilet

The thing where 99% of ppl are scared of because they don’t wanna die. Don’t worry kids, the toilet won’t eat you. Toilets have mouths tho, so maybe it CAN eat you. Beware, children

I like toilets

by Getoutofmyhouse December 8, 2018

Toilet Sodomy

The act of taking a shit on an automatic flushing toilet and the toilet suddenly flushes while you are still in process of pooing. The fecal matter will be forcefully thrusted back into your anal cavity. This is one of the most traumatic experiences, especially if it occurs at work. Many people experience POO-TSD (See POO-TSD) in the coming years.

Mike: Yo dude I took a nasty shit last night. Shit smelled like rotten eggs and dirty grundul.

Stoney: Bro at least you didn’t experience toilet sodomy yesterday. Shit happened to me out of nowhere. Took me like a half hour to clean myself up.

by Stoney69 January 12, 2019

Toilet Vodka

A half to quarter filled bottle of what appears to be Vodka that was found in a random toilet cubicle. You can't verify its contents 100%, but from the distinct smell of methylated spirits that eminates from the bottle, you feel that the odds may be in your favour, thus deeming the bottle more safe than risky to drink.

Me: "I can't believe I drank the Toilet Vodka last night..."

Friend: "Yeah mate, I was meaning to talk to you about that... You really should get tested for hepatitis."

by RySuki January 12, 2019

Toilet Oyster

When you walk into a public restroom and find another male's spunk on the toilet. You are immediately in shock and in need of counseling for your new found PTSD.

"Oooooooooooof there's a toilet oyster"

by DigigenderClown January 14, 2019

Toilet Twist

When you are masturbating on the toilet while taking a shit. You use your shit and piss to make your dick more slick. Gets both sides feeling good(having a dodo, and masturbating).

Person 1: “Bro shut the fuck up, go toilet twist yourself.
Person 2: “Jokes on you it’s better than raw.”

Person 1: “Fuck, well anyways was it at least Thickumz?”

by Padyn Ranieri April 19, 2019

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019