Slings And Spoons

A game where a wheel is spun with two options: slings, and spoons. If the wheel lands on slings then ur testicles will be surgically removed and then slung onto ur face. If it lands in your mouth you must eat it, if it hits your eye your eye is replaced with your testicle. If the wheel lands on spoon then ur testicles are violently carved out with just a regular spoon and then force fed to you.

Michael: I participated in slings and spoons last night.
Everyone: you sick fuck.

by Pentabagel July 22, 2023

Spoon

'Idiot' in Scotland. Used as a pejorative.

"@realDonaldTrump they voted to REMAIN, you spoon" . In response to 45's tweet during his 11/7/2018 visit that praised Scotland for breaking away from the UK.

by CrusherWill July 11, 2018

Spoonful Challenge

A challenge in which you choose a product to eat a spoonful of. Preferably something not good tasting.

I ate cinnamon when I did the Spoonful Challenge!

by Awesomeajam March 4, 2017

Dirty Spoon

Big spoon falls asleep with penis in little spoons ass.

It was cold in Texas but I dirty spooned Jackie in the Honda civic to stay warm.

by Cbonesteak March 20, 2024

Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.

You're a effing spoon mate!

by Yonkyo November 23, 2013

Soup Spoon

This franchise in Singapore sucks.I was allergic to mushroom and they didn’t tell me that mushroom soup had mushroom.The store has no idea how to give information to their customers

Don’t eat soup spoon or you will pass away

by Soup Spoon Founder/CEO September 4, 2019

Spoons

A slang term for a pair of glasses, usually with more circular or round lenses.
Originates from the North West of England.

I don't like these glasses, they're too square. I wanna get some spoons.

by Bill Power January 18, 2020