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Twaddlecunt

Someone who is a Cunt but in such an extreme way that defies logic.
How can she even look at herself in the mirror? Jan is such a twaddlecunt!
by PureHell March 22, 2013
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Twerkgod

Twerkgod is the god of twerk. Aka Sam. Is an amazing twerker. You can catch her at a party turning up with a 40 oz in her hand and shaking her ass. She is the life of the party. You wouldn't want to mess with her or her moves.
DAMN! Did you see twerkgod last night?
by TwerkG January 11, 2014
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Twerksificate

To twerk so hard on someone's face that you suffocate them.
Laura Leslie Twerksificate-d so hard on that slut Sarah's face that she sufficated the shit out of her.
by qootaerra May 21, 2015
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two-hand tornado

When two hands are placed on the penis and rotated in opposite directions during foreplay. This motion is very pleasurable for men.
Person 1: "Yo, how did things go with Jenny last night?"
Person 2: "We started making out, and then she gave me a two-hand tornado! It made me cum instantly!"
by zfresh23 August 2, 2015
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twitter meltdown

The act of going on a desperate ramble or rant on twitter, then being highly aggressive to other people, and just generally being a huge dick on twitter. usually as a reaction of getting harassed, made fun of or just being desperate. Total social suicide
Person 1: Did you see Phil Fish's twitter meltdown yesterday? Dude got angry.
Person 2: Yeah, it was pretty pathetic.
by Funky World January 5, 2016
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twenty questions

A game where one person thinks of something, and the other person has to come up with yes or no questions to narrow down what the thing might be. However, they can only ask twenty questions. After they ask their twentieth question, they must try to guess what the thing is. If they are right, then they win. If they are wrong, than the other person wins.
person #1: "hey, what's twenty questions?"

person #2: "A game where one person thinks of something, and the other person has to come up with yes or no questions to narrow down what the thing might be. However, they can only ask twenty questions. After they ask their twentieth question, they must try to guess what the thing is. If they are right, then they win. If they are wrong, than the other person wins."

person #1: "oh..."
by Idontlikeurbandictionary June 27, 2016
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Tweetocracy

Tweetocracy: a new brand of governance bereft of facts, detail, collaboration, or wisdom.
Our democracy and our democratic institutions are quickly being replaced by Trump's unique brand of tweetocracy
by Protease Polymer January 8, 2017
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