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is time real

something both pot smokers and retards who are awake at 4 am think about the universe
person 1: we've been talking about deep shit and our existence for over 10 hours

person 2: is time real
is time real by autistic jellybean December 24, 2016

look at the time 

something to say to save yourself from an awkward moment
guy 1: so do you like feet?
guy 2: umm.....yes?
guy 1: nice
guy 2: ...
guy 1: ...
guy 2: oh, look at the time!

i have time 

When you’re in the mood to debate/argue about any topic.
Did you hear what he just said?
Yes, and I have time today.
i have time by Krearyal August 2, 2018

Shruti Standard Time 

Shruti Standard Time (SST)

1. When you arrive 30 minutes after the promised appointment time and keep everybody else waiting.
2. When you say "ok let's go" when everybody is actually waiting for you.
Anoka: It's 6 o'clock, where is everybody?
Albert: LOL don't you know? It's Shruti Standard Time! You're supposed to come at 6:30!
Shruti Standard Time by nirvana1221 November 17, 2019

too much free time 

A phrase used by a simple-minded person to demean the creativity, efforts, interests and achievements of another because they do not specifically relate to said simple-minded person's interests. While it is sometimes used when refering to a genuine waste of time, generally its usage pertains to interests that are very much a legitimate way to spend time. There is nothing wrong with having hobbies, even if they aren't mainstream.

Note that this definition is not in reference or response to the previous definition.
Person1: Hey, can you read my short story and tell me what you think of it?

Person2: You spend hours doing something you enjoy doing that requires talent and creativity for the purpose of entertaining yourself and others as well as developing skills that could prove useful outside of said activity? You have too much free time on your hands! I'm gonna go smoke some weed and watch TV.


The reason for all art and culture's existence is humanity having too much free time on its hands.
too much free time by Chintz October 29, 2004

time in a bottle 

song written by Jim Croche
if i could save time in a bottle, the first thing that i would like to do, is to save every day till eternity passes away just to spend them with you
time in a bottle by Shockakahn March 21, 2004