trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.

Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!

by QuacksO March 22, 2023

trusteeship

A trusteeship is a deeper understanding and unspoken relationship than the friendmanship. It's a relationship based almost entirely on the trust that both partners are far apart or in different work schedules but neither one worries about the other because they are in a trust togher making them both trustees.

I have not talked to her all day but I know not to worry because we are both really solid about our trusteeship.

by Sewperman April 27, 2023

Trust.

Used as a single-word verb meaning "trust me."

"Hey, did you really back me up in that conversation?"

"Trust."

by Shaggeee April 29, 2023

Trust Deadlock

Where two Individuals, particularly in a romantic relationship, have trouble trusting each other despite having no real reason to distrust one another

A Boyfriend is loyal to his girlfriend, but does not believe the same is true for his girlfriend. at the same time the Girlfriend is loyal to her boyfriend too, but also does not believe the same is true for her boyfriend. They have entered a Trust Deadlock.

by Mark 2 Raygun May 4, 2023

Trust Fund Communist

(noun) A person born into wealth heavily leaning towards and/or associating with far left economical ideas without acknowledging its downsides due to ignorance. They can easily be found on places ranging from private education institutions to the back streets of their town, choosing to live in worse life conditions than they can financially sustain. Despite being critical of the capitalist world their entire bloodline profited from, you can see them wearing expensive accesories, driving expensive cars etc. from the money they sourced from their parents, only contributing to the problem they are defending our world against

1: Hey isn't that Sara? Why is she in a workers' protest?
2: Seems like it.
1: I thought her parents bought her a car, does she even do work part-time?
1: I don't think so, she is just a Trust Fund Communist

by supersoapy August 8, 2023

Thurston

Thurston is a very dramatic manchild. Will cry over anything, especially when he steps on the ground with the wrong foot. Probably got dropped on the head as a baby.

“Look at that Baby”
“I know right, He’s pulling a Thurston!”

by x_jessluvsyou_x August 16, 2023

Trust

Two cannibals giving each other a blowjob

I trust you with that

by Lord Hickory May 31, 2023