Definitions by Sewperman

Pud 

Someone who has all the normal features of an average human with the exception of the speed at which the main computer processes data.

Did you see that pud walk into the rotating door the wrong way?

Pud by Sewperman January 22, 2024

Ricktard 

It's describing a co-worker that relies entirely on his/her mouth to keep their job. Mostly but not limited to those that are complete lazy pieces of crap that talk shit about the co-workers that actually work hard just to try and make themselves look good enough to not get fired.

Ole Ricktard must be trying to get out of mixing today. I heard him in telling the boss I didn't fill the skid steer last night.

Ricktard by Sewperman January 19, 2024

Shudderlips 

This is what you call one of those "last call" ladies that you hope none of your friends noticed you go home with. It's a reference to how you say good bye when you kick her out before anyone starts waking up. You politely tell them to leave now and shudderlips so nobody finds out.

I brought home a butter face last night and told her to shudderlips about whatever happened that night.

Shudderlips by Sewperman January 19, 2024

trusteeship 

A trusteeship is a deeper understanding and unspoken relationship than the friendmanship. It's a relationship based almost entirely on the trust that both partners are far apart or in different work schedules but neither one worries about the other because they are in a trust togher making them both trustees.

I have not talked to her all day but I know not to worry because we are both really solid about our trusteeship.

trusteeship by Sewperman April 27, 2023