wooden cock

Wooden cock- A device used to engage in sex with men who have no genitals.

Girl - wanna have sex?
Man- Let me get my wooden cock

by Sexyassgrizzlybear May 26, 2016

Chrome Cocking

To plate ones reproductive needle in chrome.

Yo dude l just finished chrome cocking! Im ready to go have intercourse with a rather attractive woman.

by The OG Jesus January 7, 2017

Overstock of Cock

Another way of saying its a sausage party or cockfest. All males and few females in sight.

Hey Brad, hows the bar looking right now?

Not good bro, we have an overstock of cock at the moment. I will hit you up if some ladies start arriving.

by BilLektro January 20, 2017

Winter Cock

When its that cold outside your cock decides to hibernate in your belly

Shit man its cold outside today. Tell me about it, Ive developed winter cock

by jpsowl December 13, 2012

Cock Handshake

The "cock handshake" is how the modern man introduces himself to a woman online. When men no longer rely on their wit and personality to woo a woman and succumbs to just showing her a picture of his cock to say hello!

A "cock handshake" is when a man has been sexually stimulated by the thought of a possible meeting with a woman and the bloodflow to his head is severly redirected to his penis and has left him forgetful of his native language. In this moment, it is in his mind, completely rational to introduce himself to said woman, by showing her his erection.

Hi I am a single white female seeking a nice, fun loving man to share some quality time with. Send me an email with a picture and let's see if we have a match.

Response: Picture of a cock "cock handshake"

by aimme dudevant July 4, 2012

Cocking the Shotgun

When an uncircumcised male is forced to pull back his foreskin to urinate or in order to participate in various sexual activities. This occurrence often happens frequently in adjusting "The Unit" for comfort.

Friend 1- Dude, why do you have your hand down your pants?

Friend 2- Get off my case dick, I'm just "Cocking the Shotgun"

by lawnman7 July 18, 2012

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011